Never Mind the Buzzcocks - Classic Martin Freeman Faces
MY FUCKING TEARS. JUST TAKE THEM MARTIN.
F**k. It sounds the way it should. But actually, I swear too much.
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| — | Martin Freeman on his favorite word (via fuckyeahmartinfreeman) |
Music is such a personal thing, such a lucky thing. When a song hits you, if it catches you, the stars have to be aligned. If you hear it at the wrong time or at the wrong age, you’re never going to fucking get it.
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| — | Martin Freeman (via areachingmemory) |
Our Bilbo Baggins has arrived! Shine on, Martin Freeman, you glorious hobbit, you.
“We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!”
Progression of my (fictional) relationship with Martin Freeman
Stage One:
HOW IS A MAN THE AGE OF MY FATHER SO ADORABLE AND TINY
I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS ANOMALY
Stage Two:
WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE
YOU
WEARING
Stage Three:
Okay really.
Stop being so fantastic and attractive.
This is getting A BIT OUT OF HAND
Stage Four:
OH GOD YOU MAGNIFICENT THING HOW ARE YOU REAL
LET ME LOVE YOU
LET ME DO THINGS TO YOU
STOP HAVING A TONGUE
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU REAL
Stage Five:
LET ME DIE
Stage Six: The Point of No Return
ERUURURUASDCASGVSDFHDHKDLGGH IF YOU JUST STOPPED EXISTING I COULD MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH MY LIFE STOP HAVING A FACE I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU
Him:
#In case you had any doubt about my mental state #Martin Freeman made me a psycho blog ‘11 #Martin freeman #the bane of my existence #stage 6 came fairly quick
